Not-So-Legendary Pirate Dog
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Last Seen: Feb 17 2018, 09:10 PM
Local Time: Mar 18 2018, 05:50 PM
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Jun 6 2017, 11:34 PM
According to all known laws of common sense, there is no way someone would try to get a robbery going in the middle of Castelia City. The place is too crowded and anyone with a bit of a brain wouldn't even think about pulling off that kind of stunt around so many pokémon trainers. Red Eyes, of course, does this kind of crime anyway because he doesn't have common sense.
His place of choice today was a somewhat obscure eeveelution-themed fast food restaurant, and lucky for him, no actual eeveelutions seemed to be anywhere near said restaurant. Lying at his feet were instead a pidgeot and an ariados, two pokémon that had an absolutely terrible type matchup against Matthew. Of course, they were only knocked out cold and not actually dead, because Matthew isn't that merciless
As for the people in the restaurant, they were either still eating because they felt like they had no business with this aggressive lycanroc or they were too afraid of getting shot by one of Matthew's flintlocks to do anything. He was pointing them at the customers after all, and he seemed pretty angry at what the cashier (whom he was threatening as well) had just told him.
"What do you mean "you don't put any real citrus fruits in your juices"? You gotta be kidding me! I need real vitamin C, not some wretched imitation that's made to appeal to children! By Kyogre, I didn't come all this way for nothing; I'll take the content of your cash register either way. And make it quick, I'm not a patient person and I'd hate to have to beat up another poor sob's incompetent pet."