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Steven
 Posted: Nov 25 2016, 12:56 AM
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Marquis of Asses
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Ratheezee: If you look at the lore
Ratheezee: You find evidence that suggests
niederactus: are you trying to bring lore into porn

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Commando Man
 Posted: Nov 25 2016, 01:35 AM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
Joined: 29-December 15
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Steven: you're the reason we started on this tirade
Ratheezee: how is it my fault
Steven: you brought up dark souls
Steven: and rpgen, being rpgen
Steven: will eventually turn to "find porn of it"

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Saffron
 Posted: Jan 23 2017, 10:07 AM
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Advanced Member
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Posts: 34
Joined: 6-February 16
Age: 24
Location: N/A
Awards: None



Steven: i can't believe they took our frog
Steven: and made it facist
Kaleb, Hotline Blingee: fuck you I chuckled
Kaleb, Hotline Blingee: new frog meme needed: Anti-Semitic Views Frog
Kaleb, Hotline Blingee: "what do you do to six million Jews?"
Kaleb, Hotline Blingee: "make them croak."
Steven: w o w
Steven: i hate that i laughed
Steven: kill me

Gordy: Stev, just curious. When we get the Z-Rings and stuff in the shop, how much will it cost? And when?
Gordy: I need to save money so I can have more than Nied again
Stebe: Uuuh probably the same as mega rings
Kaleb: impossible
niederactus: juggle a bucket of dicks, gorfd
Kaleb: nied is the richest cactus in the world
niederactus: I am the wealthiest degenerate on emone hill
Kaleb: i know, i check the bank balances daily
Gordy: One of those dicks will be yours, Nied. After I bite it off
niederactus: good luck biting off what isn't there, gayboy
Kaleb: nied ate it's own dick long ago
Saffron: take a bite of delicious succulent cactus
Stebe: I am wealthy where it counts
Gordy: I'll surgically attach one to you and then bite it off
Antares: in skyrim?
Gordy: Skyrim never counts to anyone but Bethesda
Stebe: In Girl Simulator: Bejeweled Edition
Kaleb: attach a pair of runic dwarven balls to the space where his manhood should be with surgical fucking precision
Kaleb: just so you can kick them in with your iron fucking shoes
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Kaleb
 Posted: Feb 4 2017, 10:06 AM
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Anti-Fun Brigade
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Joined: 29-December 15
Age: 24
Location: inside your heart
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niederactus: big dicks are the reason why humans are the apex and the other great apes are irrelevant
Turner: our dicks filled us with testosterone and we punched the apes in their faces until they agreed to stop evolving

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Commando Man
 Posted: Feb 4 2017, 12:12 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
Joined: 29-December 15
Age: N/A
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Awards: 1





niederactus: you remember when you mentioned sulyvahn and it sparked a 2 hour conversation about dark souls porn
niederactus: it happens
Ultra Rath: we will never know if sulyvahn was a tree or not
niederactus: gimme that wood cock
Ultra Rath: no
Stebe: I heard souls porn
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Saffron
 Posted: Feb 24 2017, 10:28 AM
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Kaleb: Gordy i dont usually point out typos but
Kaleb: "clenched the legs of his hands"
Kaleb: imagining hands with mettaton legs
Gordy: back
Gordy: I'm keeping it
Kaleb: 👍
Gordy: new canon: curtis calls his fingers "hang-legs"
Gordy: hand-legs*
Kaleb: "i need pants for my hand-legs"
Kaleb: "do... you mean gloves"
Gordy: "No, those are hand-onesies. I'm talking about hand-pants"
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Commando Man
 Posted: Mar 28 2017, 06:03 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
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Age: N/A
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Ultra Rath: the final boss of the entire souls series, declared one of the hardest fantasy game series of all time
Ultra Rath: is Santa Claus on ukranian horse suppliments
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Commando Man
 Posted: Apr 16 2017, 05:42 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
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Posts: 146
Joined: 29-December 15
Age: N/A
Location: A Room In A House
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16 Apr 17, 05:40 PM
niederactus: Ellen Nied is not to be trifled with
16 Apr 17, 05:40 PM
niederactus: 🔫
16 Apr 17, 05:41 PM
niederactus: there's a section of the show called knife hour and in it, I threaten the audience with a knife and force them to give me one compliment each
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Shilk
 Posted: Apr 19 2017, 10:37 PM
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Nied confirmed discount Lana
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Commando Man
 Posted: Apr 23 2017, 06:33 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
Joined: 29-December 15
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23 Apr 17, 06:26 PM
Gordy: how is everyone?
23 Apr 17, 06:26 PM
Luigiman: I want toast
23 Apr 17, 06:27 PM
Gordy: no
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Commando Man
 Posted: Aug 20 2017, 05:38 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
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[8:11 PM] Saffron: he is a little baby cryptid who spreads leprosy by rolling in salt
[8:11 PM] Saffron: what an angel
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Commando Man
 Posted: Aug 30 2017, 06:52 PM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
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[6:42 PM] Colonel Gay: who hates corner pieces of brownies
[6:42 PM] Colonel Gay: I will actually drive to their house and punch them in the face
[6:42 PM] minecraft gf🦀: center pieces > side pieces > corner pieces
[6:43 PM] Shilk: I think you got that backwards, niedly
[6:43 PM] Colonel Gay: ^
[6:43 PM] Shilk: It should read center < side < corner
[6:43 PM] minecraft gf🦀: I don't make the rules, sorry
[6:43 PM] Shilk: Neither do I, but I'm being polite and pointing out minor errors.
[6:43 PM] minecraft gf🦀: nah, I'm pretty sure I wrote it down right
[6:44 PM] Shilk: Better to make those among friends than judging strangers. :tympole:
[6:44 PM] minecraft gf🦀: :thinkpole:
[6:44 PM] Colonel Gay: where do you live nied
[6:45 PM] minecraft gf🦀: alabama
[6:45 PM] Colonel Gay: that's too fucking far away
[6:45 PM] Colonel Gay: punch yourself in the face for me
[6:46 PM] minecraft gf🦀: mad cause I'm right
[6:46 PM] minecraft gf🦀: I understand
[6:50 PM] Colonel Gay: PLEAsE UNDERSTAND
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Commando Man
 Posted: Oct 8 2017, 02:12 AM
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STRAIGHT SHOT OF THEEEESE
Group: Cafe Patrons
Posts: 146
Joined: 29-December 15
Age: N/A
Location: A Room In A House
Awards: 1





[2:03 AM] niev: >new person joins
>topic instantly shifts to share-a-fetish hour
[2:03 AM] Biggs McLarge: I could see that.
[2:03 AM] The Weegee: It's the RPGen tradition
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