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Steven
 Posted: Jan 1 2016, 01:38 AM
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Zek: hmm who did cynthia beat to become champ?
Steven: ur mom
Zek: m-my mom would never be beaten
Steven: that's what she said
Steven: and then cynthia beat her
Gordy: No I'm with Zek on this one
Zek: see
Gordy: His mom does the beating. She's beaten off so many guys alredy
Zek: o-oh

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Steven
 Posted: Jan 3 2016, 03:08 AM
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Gordy: I wish Giratina and Arceus were still together, and that their son was alive
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Steven
 Posted: Jan 8 2016, 02:20 AM
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Zim: "You know what they say: if at first you don't succeed, I'll shoot you in the fucking head."
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Gordy
 Posted: Jan 21 2016, 12:35 AM
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Steven: i think Mercury's Zorua can see the meaning of all existence now
Steven: she's probably hearing colors
Turner: 'I see everything, I know everything'
Turner: 'I am everything'
Steven: "i see it all i see it all i see it all"

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Steven
 Posted: Jan 23 2016, 11:22 PM
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About Orre:

Tom: It was like I was in Detroit, but in the Pokemon world.
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Commando Man
 Posted: Jan 24 2016, 05:38 PM
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Kaleb: do you know how hard it was to find a set of rocks that were smooth enough to simulate ass cheeks

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Steven
 Posted: Jan 25 2016, 06:57 PM
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Turner: 'I am a turbogay'
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Fresh Niederactus
 Posted: Jan 26 2016, 03:22 AM
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Steven: sandstorm is like a gay bar: a refuge from human bullshit
Gordy: except less secret codes and Wizard of Oz imagery
Steven: yeah
Steven: just as many bears tho
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Kaleb
 Posted: Jan 29 2016, 02:29 AM
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Steven: grimsley will fuck burgh
Steven: or get fucked by burgh
Steven: ride taht bug dck
Steven: all night long

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Tommy Boy
 Posted: Feb 21 2016, 10:40 PM
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『nidette』: I will delicately lay my asshole on every waffle and hashbrown you have ever eaten
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Gordy
 Posted: Feb 22 2016, 12:48 PM
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Professor Hair: All right if I don't play Fates now I'm never gonna get around to it
wotter: dont put yourself through it
Professor Hair: Renzo
Professor Hair: I have to
Professor Hair: For the sake of this chat I must
Professor Hair: I physically can't sell it honestly
Professor Hair: It'd be tempting to just give it away for like 600$ at this point but I can't
Bhairyuu: hey guys what's up?
Professor Hair: Not much, regretting thinking Fates was gonna be cool, but it now sits on my bed like a cursed object
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Commando Man
 Posted: Mar 23 2016, 09:34 PM
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nidoqueen: here's an idea
nidoqueen: let me run 3 miles
nidoqueen: in the dead of Alabama summer
nidoqueen: picture it, it's 104 degrees fahrenheit (or Freedom, for you, Ant)
nidoqueen: I'm wearing sweatpants and a hoodie
nidoqueen: both black as the hate I hold in my heart
nidoqueen: when I get inside, finally, after the long run it takes
nidoqueen: I disrobe the pants and hoodie
nidoqueen: then carefully peel off the underwear I had stashed under that
nidoqueen: special emphasis on the word peel
Sulfur: nied pls no im eating
nidoqueen: I take a moment to let the smell of taint, crotch sweat, and lingering remains of tide detergent fill the atmosphere of the kitchen
nidoqueen: once that's swirling around
nidoqueen: I carefully wring the underwear, lovingly, over a blender
Wes: What is going on
Sulfur: idk take this burger Wes
nidoqueen: after I've successfully cleared the underwear of enough sweat and taint lint
nidoqueen: I throw in a couple scoops of sugar free vanilla ice cream and some skim milk
nidoqueen: pulse it a few times
nidoqueen: and serve a delicious, fresh, taint milkshake
Wes: I can't eat a burger at 10 PM, tho
nidoqueen: now the purpose of this story is
nidoqueen: how about you chug that milkshake you piece of shit
Professor Hair: damn dude
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Gordy
 Posted: Apr 6 2016, 07:59 PM
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୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: You know what would be fun? If Stump and Megan free Gaius and kill Nexus and make Gaius the leader and give him all their Pokemon
Kaleb: that would be fun
Saffron: what a crazy-enough-to-work idea, strongbear
Cyrus: sounds like a disaster
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: what could go wrong?
Kaleb: literally everything
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Can you honestly say that Gaius wouldn't be the best leader?
Cyrus: but then again, a disaster is bound to happen with Nexus in charge. But yeah, anything and everything would go wrong.
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: I mean, he lead the attack on Galactic, saved Megan from the gas, got someone's hair, AND survived an assassination.
Kaleb: i cant say he'd be the worst
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: exactly
Kaleb: he might have minor success with people who dont know him
Saffron: /continues petting zac in the confusion
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: S.S. Party Boat with daily trips to Sandstorm
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: they drive the ship right through Castelia
Kaleb: the second coming of Miror B
Kaleb: Miror G
Saffron: yes
Cyrus: but that would involve actually taking out Nexus and his staff.
Cyrus: good luck with that
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: I'm sure they'll listen if we talk with our fists
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: We can do it. Teamwork!
Kaleb: that's the orre spirit
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: say it with me: TEAMWORK
Kaleb: LET! GAIUS! RUN! CIPHER!
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: well, the Orre Spirit is more about mugging and leaving people to die
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Stump can be third in command
Saffron: but we're only doing that to nexus, so it's ok
Kaleb: what does that entail
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Ein, you must join us
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: The third in command gets to steer the ship to Sandstorm, and chooses dinner
Kaleb: we need you beheind us for this
Saffron: ok
Kaleb: that sounds like a lot of work
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Ein's Crobat can be fourth in command. They handle the funds and get to pick out the men
Kaleb: and a lot of taco bell
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Is Stump up to the challenge?
Kaleb: probably not
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: TEAMWORK
Cyrus: what happens to Cyrus?
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Cyrus goes free
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: But only if he apologizes to Teddy's grave
Kaleb: cyrus gets to be the ship's maidenhead
Saffron: cyrus gets to be that naked mermaid at the front of the ship's bow
Saffron: yes
Saffron: that is the word
Kaleb: fucking saff
Kaleb: <33
Saffron: <333
Cyrus: oh my
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: And Nexus can survive, too. If you guys want
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: He can be the back
Kaleb: nexus can be the motor
Kaleb: he has to kick his feet really hard
Kaleb: and make motorboat sounds
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: With his footpower, we can cut through Castelia in no time
Greene: Hot
Saffron: hold on, so
Kaleb: like a hot knife through silver
Kaleb: i mean butter
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: we can also cut silver
Saffron: with nexus being the back, will it just be like him facing out in a different direction, or will his rear be sticking out
Kaleb: just his rear
Kaleb: and his legs
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: We also need to plan our next objective
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୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: what should the team's new goal be?
Kaleb: get teddy grahams
Kaleb: :^)
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: And feed them to Cyrus
Kaleb: he needs snacks
Saffron: side mission of kidnapping zac: accomplished
6 Apr 16, 07:37 PM
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: genius
Kaleb: new plan:
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Now let's get to that rebellion and stock up on arms
Kaleb: we kill nexus and use his corpse to buy alcohol, a la weekend at bernies
Saffron: whoa
Saffron: it's perfect
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Okay, but then we need to get a ghost to possess his corpse and use it as a motor
Greene: 👍
Kaleb: we have teddy's ghost
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Well no, Teddy went to hell
Kaleb: teddy's demonic presence
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Okay, Gaius can die and become a ghost. And then take Nexus's body
Kaleb: paranormal tedtivity
Saffron: teddy's transplanted arm
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Paranormal Activited, you mean
Kaleb: Gexus
Kaleb: fucking
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Ghetsis vs Gexus will be the final plan
Kaleb: AcTeddity
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: AcTeddtity
Kaleb: ted titty
Kaleb: ^^
Kaleb: THAT
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: titty
Kaleb: ^^
Kaleb: THAT
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: now we need uniforms
Saffron: ghost sheets
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: with pointy sheet hats so we're like witches, right?
Kaleb: they're not racist, my mom made them
Saffron: to show that we pierce through adversity using our minds
Kaleb: we should also carry flaming crosses
Kaleb: to show that those who cross us will be burnt
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: the white represents our purity
Saffron: yes
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Yes
Cyrus: oh no, now Cipher's become the KKK under Gaius' leadership
Kaleb: our name can be the CCC, for Cipher's Cute Crusaders
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Kool Kharacters Klub
Cyrus: In Teddy's honor, we can hate Dark Types
Kaleb: im dying
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: PERF
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: If it ain't in white, it ain't right
Kaleb: praise reshiram
Kaleb: hate zekrom
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: white is the only truth
Kaleb: clever
Cyrus: I wonder what will happen if somebody comes in right now and sees this all out of context
Saffron: "these people have the right idea"
Kaleb: lysandre was right
Kaleb: lysandre did nothing wrong
୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨: Lysandre wanted to kill Dark types
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Commando Man
 Posted: Apr 11 2016, 11:09 PM
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Kaleb: did you ever get that sharpie out of your lower intestine
Sulfur: I dont have any sharpies
Kaleb: then let me make you a promise
Kaleb: i will gladly spend the money i don't have to go to the nearest store
Kaleb: and buy the biggest, brightest, GAYEST pack of colored markers they have
Kaleb: run across the barren wasteland desert of texas in the middle of the night
Kaleb: climb into your fucking window
Kaleb: and shove this rainbow pack of markers so far up your ass
Kaleb: elton john couldn't match the rainbows you'll shit out your mouth
Kaleb: you'll be a fountain of colors
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Commando Man
 Posted: Apr 18 2016, 12:58 AM
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lady nid: EVERYONE WHO IS BELOW GRAND DUKE CAN GARGLE MY TAINT
lady nid: THE PROLE NEED NOT FUCKING APPLY
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